Story 1: "By train to Turku to take the Trombonave"

22 August 2002

The fourth day in Scandinavia is of sure that more toasts in all the senses. The alarm clock this time sound before, to the incirca towards the 8:00. The usual breakfast to SGAMO and then via of race preparing the bags. The train for Turku leaves to the 10, we must move.... The three ITALIANS deposit to reception the keys of the room, would have to pay the nights in hostel (and if he wants himself to be precise also the breakfasts.), but if THEY FORGET and they exit... some simply greeting in educated way..... While they come down the scales come but stopped from the porter who asks they if they have paid the stay: "SURE - Jack in a perfect English answers - we have paid VIA INTERNET!!". The porter therefore marks from some part happened payment () and the three guys go out without too many thoughs.

The travel to the station was a hell: LUPIN, GIGHEN and GHEMON in hand like not never, imagining itself from a moment to the other of being taken from the police. The minutes while waiting on the railroads of the station pass too much slowly, Al is most nervous of the three and it is afraid that the coronary ones from a moment to the other explode it, but finally arrives the train and the escape nearly has succeeded. It encircles to you from the luxury of the convoy and distracted from a good glass of orange juice, the three DISHONEST ones try to forget the happened one in a hurry. After a pair of hours of travel the level of adrenalin of the three ESCAPED cove to YOU remarkablly. Near Turku Jhon and Jack, more it accustoms to you to complete HAULED similar, appear finally relaxed. Mark, also calmer it, tries than to complete gestures he accustoms them that they help it stemperare definitively the tension remained in body (he shaves.....).

Come down to the station of Turku and deposits the bags into the lockers, in order to make to pass the waited for afternoon in of the boarding in TROMBONAVE the three go around for the center of the citizen in search of some CHICS. The rae some GIRLS ... but the TOURISTS, you want for the evening in discotheque of the previous night, you want for the fatigue due to the FAKE early riser, after a short turn in center city are blinked on a handkerchief of filthy grass to rest. When they are waked up it is advanced afternoon and it is hour to return to the station to take the bags.

The way that separates the station from the port is along approximately 2 Km and the three SUPER CLEVERS decide that it is better to make it on foot. Is one massacring walk....

The three TIRED guys arrive nearly to terminal of the VIKING LINE crawling for earth. The ISABELLA (therefore calls the boat) must still arrive. The stench that comes from the parts where does not strike the sun of ours three SKUNKS is to say little insopportabile, for this the guys decide to change themself, to wash itself () and above all TO DEODORIZE ITSELF while they wait for that the hour of the check in arrives.

They eat some sandwiches not paid from the hostel and once made the check in, in wait to embark the three, they exchange two words with a old and distinguished NEW ZEALAND getleman and its wife, giving they it impression to be three GOOD and HONEST boys. Probably the woman of the New Zealander is also the WOMAN more Pretty all over the TERMINAL, that why the come down not little the level of arousal of TAKEN WELL ours three FORMER ones. There are ten to nine, is the moment to embark themself: between the persons in tail the three do not see that orde of DRUNK RUSSIANS and OLD of varied kind... After it are attacks to you with a fu**guy orally of 65 years that it expects of being the first one to go up to edge and it are then revenges putting a chwingum already eateninto his bag i, the three MITICAL leave for one run deprived of hope wing searches of some locker free where can deposit the bags.

Near lockers the three RICH GUYS ask to the stewardesses if for case is remained some free cabin: in effects a double one is and, while Jhon are reserving it, Jack and Mark look at four BEAUTIFULL GIRLS also firm they to the left luggage office that marks from fear.

Although the three ALLUPATI have already hormones to tape decide to go (keys of the cabin to the hand in order to make the BIG GUYS) to get rid of the bags and to see how are the beds. In effects, more than a cabin it seems a COFFIN of the cemetary situated in bottom to the hull of the TROMBONAVE, the cabin remains under the parking of the cars and to flank of the motor space. Fortunately, but, to the inside it is VERY BIG: there is a bed to castle that occupies all practically the calpestabile surface!!! ........When they end to visit their ENORMOUS cabin, the three VOYEURS wrap the television camera in a towel and place it on a console, so as to it is made to find ready, in case someone had to fuck, they can film it =scenes of pushed sex kind AMATEURS.

The three TROMBONAUTI are therefore ready to dip themselves in the magical HAIRY WORLD that encircles them.... The TROMBONAVE, contrarily to the expectations, is a first class boat: in perfect style "LOVE BOAT", it offers to its hosts restaurants, bar, casino, one birreria Irish, swimming pool with sauna and jacuzzi, discotheque and an open-air dance-hall where one is exhibited Finnish species of Popular Musician (like the italian Casadei).

Before the stage is the advanced bridge: it is the sunset and there is time in order to make two or three most green and wild photos to that splendid landscape made of isolette. But here that to the unexpected one they dull from null the GIRLS that marked from fear to the lockers: they cross the bridge passing in front of the eyes of the three SWEETHEARTS nearly were four ANGELS sends to you from the SKY. Perhaps one of they, smallest and more stops (obviously compared to the "Italian beauties" seems Claudia Schiffer), door supported on the head one case from 24 cans of LAPIN KULTA beer.

The three, taken well from the unusual vision, come down endured to the duty free for procurarsi some beers and in order to make drunk. After little minutes they return on with a confection from 6 of BEER (on the beginning, on empty stomach, is a good start.), a package of DIXI, 4 chocolate bars(obviously what it costs less) and a confection of sigarilli paid 2euro.

On the bridge therefore they go approximately 2 or 3 meters from the GIRLS, beginning to drink their BIG BEERS and making ATTENTION on how to arrange the girls, so as to to attack button to before they moved false. Contrarily to the expectations are THE GIRLS to make the first step: one is approached in fact one of they (BONA without sense!) asking the three ASTONISHED to light a sigarette. The three NAPLES GUY do not wait for other: Al is the first one to leave giving light to the GIRL and attacking themselves to she like one cozza to the scoglio. Jhon and Jack do not remain with the hands in hand, they are approached the other ANGELS and they begin to talk nonsense first hauled that they in mind come...

To this point the boys feel themselves totally SATISFY YOU of the numerous efforts made in the previous days (in fact everyone seat close to an inviting GIRL), but there is always who is not never pleased... Jhon, expressing clearly of will is made FILTHIEST of the group asks to Jack if it is possible to make a change of TRAGET: Jack chip ax without too many problems and from this moment begins the TRUE WAY IN TROMBONAVE.... Is hour sfoderare the sigarilli and ofdrimk as fast as possible the remained beer.

By now the ice is broken, and the three CHATTERS discover that the GIRLS are not other that 4 Finnish FIGHE directed to Stockholm in order to see the concert of the KORN. A half scant hour passes fastly therefore, perhaps more, perhaps our BACCAGLIONI are already beautiful drunks and begin to overtalk.. are for that without warning the STREETWALKERS raise themselves and if of they go in order to go to buy of the other BEER, leaving therefore the three poor GUYS with a nose palm.

To this point, from the moment that by now repeats the customary script that sees POTATOES victims of the baccaglio to go themselves some without too many compliments, the three NEARLY COMPLETELY DRUNK ones gives the guilt of their failures to the smell coming from from their bodies: they o in parfums shop to fill of essences in a position to hiding their stench. Subsequently they go in the supermarket in order to buy others 6 cans and therefore, at this point nearly VERY DRUNKS, they gone to sit down near the lifts.

Just while they are drowning their displeasures in the alcool, appear from the scales one of the four GODDESSES that, seeing reduced them in that state, invite them to go up on the bridge to make one CARDS MATCH with them....

From this moment the evening of ours three HEROES changes face: the GIRLS, already NAUGHTY of they, appear still more PRETTY and still more PIGS, from a part to the other of the wood table, lots of seeings exchanging each others , the BEER that slides to rivers becomes PRECIOUS NECTAR and INDISPENSABLE.... and just on the bridge while the FILTHY ones play to cards the three others begin not to answer more of the own actions: someone start singing the ITALIAN HYMN and anotherone reveals to the GIRLS the meaning of the Italian word "TROMBONAVE"....

After approximately a half an hour the NAPLES DRUNKS (with approximately 6 or 7 beers in body to empty stomach!) and the ACID GIRLS(with approximately 10 beers in body, always to empty stomach!!) moved to the sofa of a closed and desert bar: here Al manifest openly of wanting itself to kiss NELLY, not before but an other BEER is drunk. Jhon then intercede for he asking BONA NELLY if for case has wants to go around with its friend to buy another beers. It raises itself without to hesitate and the two disappear in the shadow of the bridge of the TROMBONAVE.

The others while continue their dull speeches on the seats of the bar when, after approximately a score of minuteren, Al arrive with the GIRL. Mark with the air of true SBORONE BAUSCIA(italian world) is based on a seat, one is based on a seat, it supports the feet on the table, light a sigarette and, blowing via the smoke, it says testual words: I kiss/touch HER! Dont' hesitate GUYS they are BITCHES!!!. The two PIGS in fact were themselves ambushes to kiss in a hidden angle sark of the wharf!!

At this point the situation assumes a favorable fold and Jhon decides not to lose time: with most banal of the excuses (?Look that beautiful moon outside.Do you want to go to see it?), takes in hand MARIA (whose name little is suited.) and if the door on the bridge: great kissing session. The others while, that they are remained seated to the bar, decide to go in discotheque to drink the beers from the glasies of the others.

Therefore also Jack has the opportunity to kiss FIGA LENA. In the meantime Jhon and his BITCH reenter lowerdeck:, with a banal excuse the GREAT GUY succeeds to convince the GIRL to accompany him in cabin. Come down in the basements, hardly opened the door of the room, MARIA notices of the TELEVISION CAMERA ambush on the console, sending therefore in smoke the a lot studied slowly voyeur? But it does not import, that that it counts now is to try to understand if truly the Finnish GIRL know to make to us. After 15 minute the SATISFIED GUY finds answer to its questions: the Finnish (at least that one) know mean it to us, especially in fact of oral sex. Without to hesitate a second too much in fact CANDID MARIA herself knelt down in front of the bed blow-jobbing Jhon! He satisfies and fairs to you for that he is as soon as happened, Jhon and the GIRL are recomposed and caught up the others in discotheque.

Here three ITALIANS DRUNK put themselves to dance everyone telling to the others that that it has made with the respective GIRL. Instead, on the forehead Finland, the fourth GIRL probably cries because it does not have a BIG DICK between the hands. For this ,Jhon explains the situation to a man of PISA of 50 years average drunk: the italian guy it is not made to pray and chip ax of good degree of what to date the fourt girl, than however ago the difficult one and it sends it to the hell.

Soon made the 3 AM and the discotheque at this point is empty. The Group ITALOFINNISH (that always continued to drink beer in indecente way), decides to move itself slowly on the seats of the calm one bar all?ultimo. But before the ALCOLIST ANONIMOUS GIRL want to take from their baggages another case of BEER.

Near the lockers a Finnish truck driver VERY BIG arrives and VERY DRUNKI he says to understand italian: in truth it does not understand a word of it, but it asserts that the three BOYS are talking in order to carry in native land the GIRLS because they want to make them to become colf. Fortunately another little SWEDISH BIG MAN arrives in order to Chik the GIRLS BUT it begins to attack itself with the truck driver. It is the good moment for escaping, therefore the three ITALIANS and the four FINNISH slip themselves into elevator and they are sheltered in the calm one and isolated bar.

Down everyone with its DOLL on the various sofas (the fourth girl is asllep in some part.), the three TIREd and HAPPis begin to kissing hard. Jack therefore burns all on the time raising themselves from the divano and heading in followed cabin with is GIRL: the two doesnt' lost a moment, the TIGER Of the MATTRESS it is already all knot and it begins to burn the motors. Jack takes the ball to the leap and without it is made to pray before start to Fuck HER on the Cutter side, then it continues with a classic MISSIONARY and therefore it ends with one STUPID PECORINA. During maratona of sex the FINNISH SELEN(Selen, is an italian pornstar) it has come in order three times, while Jack, at this point beautiful CITRIGNO, very tired without forces start sleeping.

In the meantime sparkes also in the high floor. Al kisses its GIRL more he cannot and, in it touches - it touches general, the SUPERFINNIsh carries out one worthy VAGINAL EXPANSION of the best trapezisti of family ORFEI (a circus family), making therefore to test to its BOY the blond hair of its beautiful PUSSY! After this exceptional performance and others twenty minutes of PUSHED PETTING the two ASLLEP togethter.

But the NEVERTIRED Maria therefore, than in the meantime has continued to kissing like SATAN with Jhon, it thinks well about wishing him another unforgettable FINNISH BLOWJOB in fornt of the platea of people that in the meantime have assembled themselves on the seats of the bar in order to see rising of the sun. (For the profane ones the FINNISH BJ: when it is in order to come she puts one hand in order to not lost any part of the juicy nectar. When then it has the full hand runs in bath and in order to empty it and to wash it.).

It passes likes an hour and the boat arrive to Stockholm. Jhon and Al are waked up to hard work, greet the GILRS and come down in the basements to call Jack. Obviously they enter in cabin without to knock with the wants to picking the two ones NAKED, as they say, with the dirty moustaches of marmellata. In fact it is therefore. Jack, is completely naked without a littele peace of sheet that the cover the pubic area, wide awake to hard work and, CONFUSED and HAPPY, cover themselves fastly. Also the GIRL with the tits to the wind is covered and disappeared.

Thought of the day: TROMBONAVE exists!!!!!

Wrtten in october 2002 by Jhon - All right reserved